Julie's Own Damn Oscars (or Anti-Oscars), Given By Her, Damnit!

Films of 2011 I Actually Saw:

Albert Nobbs, The Artist, Beginners, Bridesmaids, Carnage, Crazy Stupid Love, The Descendants, Drive, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, 50/50, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, The Help, Hugo, The Ides of March, The Iron Lady, Meek’s Cutoff, Midnight in Paris, Moneyball, The Muppets, My Week With Marilyn, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Win-Win

Favorite Films:

Hugo, The Descendants, Win-Win, Beginners

Least Favorite Films:

Crazy Stupid Love, Drive, Meek’s Cutoff

Favorite Performances:

Albert Nobbs: Glenn Close, Janet McTeer

Bridesmaids: Melissa McCarthy

The Descendants cast

50/50: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogan, Anjelica Huston

The Help: Viola Davis, Octavia Spencer, Cicely Tyson

Hugo: Asa Butterfield, Chloe Grace Moretz

Win-Win: Paul Giamatti, Amy Ryan

Coolest Female Characters:

Bridesmaids: Megan (Melissa McCarthy)

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo: Lisbeth (Rooney Mara)

Hugo: Isabelle (Chloe Grace Moretz)

Lamest Female Characters:

The evil bitches: Marisa Tomei in Crazy Stupid Love, Bryce Dallas Howard in The Help, Rachel McAdams and Mimi Kennedy in Midnight in Paris

The hot chicks who [*SPOILER*]: Christina Hendricks in Drive, Evan Rachel Wood in The Ides of March, Svetlana Khodchenkova in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Lamest Female and Male Characters:

Everyone else in Crazy Stupid Love

Best Musical Number:

Everything in The Muppets

Everything in The Artist

Worst Musical Number:

Everything in Drive

Best Screen Saver:

The Tree of Life

Best Dogs:

Hugo (all of them!)

Beginners

The Artist